howcouldiknow

My Mother recently scanned this and sent it to me.  I have no idea when this is from or what I am saying but it’s pretty weird.

Translation:

Chicken

Once upon a time their lived a chicken

it’s feathers looked green.

it was the biggest chicken i’ve seen.  Isn’t it.

This one is weird as it skips along the grass it stops to rub it’s foot ache.

It says I’m going to make a plan I’ll grab the walking stick and I’ll hug the dog.

and drag it away.  I’ll have it as a pet.

Who cares if it doesn’t like me

Who cares if I have to clean up it’s mess

Who cares if I have to scrub it

Who cares if I have to go swimming with it

Who cares at all

I’ll call it runner i’ll make a building for it we’ll be living happily

we’ll be famous, all sorts of special people will visit us.

Beautiful ladies will come.

“Mind the step” I’ll be saying all the time.

I’ll beg them to marry me.

I’ll drip on their dress.

I’ll slip on the step.

I’ll buy a horse so I can trot.

I’ll rob other people.

but remember I only come out on September, October and November.